Tis the season to be jolly, and tell lots of jokes and laugh at them. So here is a little gem I heard at one of my christmas parties this year.
A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy.
After they have been flying together in silence for a
while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've
never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl
Harbor."
The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell
are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that
bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides,
I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"
The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's
the difference?"
A little while later, The Korean man says, "You know,
I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic."
The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are
you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to
do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic.
The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,
what's the difference?"
After they have been flying together in silence for a
while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've
never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl
Harbor."
The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell
are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that
bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides,
I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"
The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's
the difference?"
A little while later, The Korean man says, "You know,
I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic."
The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are
you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to
do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic.
The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,
what's the difference?"
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